...We're Coming Through The Nose"
Anybody wanna guess the cost of 3 passports? Just to simply leave our great country on an airplane... Oh and I should tell you that we took the photos and printed them ourselves, so factor that in...Picked a number yet?After $43.75 for a birth certificate for our youngest (no, you don't get a complimentary birth certificate when you're born), and then $105 + $105 + $110 for the passports, you're sitting at a healthy $363.75 just to legally leave the country...not to mention plane tickets. You've gotta be kidding.
Yes, and Erin gets to come too-- Fortunately (?) we dropped the $110 for hers 2 years ago so it's good for another 8.
Oh the phone just rang. It was the health department. So once you're out of the country, if you're picky and want to avoid acquiring stuff like Japanese Encephalitis (sounds desirable), you can own a vaccine for a measly $500 per person. Don't want to worry about rabies? Just tack on a meager $750 per person.
It's in moments like this that we remember you, and thank The Owner of Everything for giving us partners whose occupations provide goods and services people will actually pay for.